Mission

 

In a world of insincerity, religious wars, corrupt corporations and politicians, The Great Pumpkin stands as a shining beacon of truth, sincerity and The True Meaning of Halloween. For generations, The Great Pumpkin has delivered us from the mundane, allowing us to enjoy a world steeped in The Spooky. We are the children of Charles Shultz, Charles Addams, Edward Gorey and Tim Burton. We pray to Saint Price, Saint Munster and Saint Beistle. We pay reverence every year to the Disney Apostles Ichabod and Chernobog. We love Halloween more than Christmas.

We are The Pumpkinauts, members of The Cult of The Great Pumpkin. If youíre reading this, youíre one of us, else youídíve never clicked the link that led you to these words. Accept it. You love Halloween. Sincerely.

Itís OK. So do we.

  4 Responses to “Mission”

  1. You forgot to put Bradbury among the Halloween gods. sounds like an awesome mission.

  2. 5 years, dressed as Johnny Cash, bag full of candy, smile on my face, and I asked my Mom a very dangerous question, " Can we skip Christmas and just have another Halloween?"

  3. Ah, all these stories and missions makes me happy and proud I was born on Halloween. And you know what? Pumpkinauts has to be the coolest religion i’ve heard of so far. (*^*)

  4. just became a Pumpkinaut and now i have a purpose !