We at the Cult of the Great Pumpkin had heard rumors of a way to preserve a Jack O’ Lantern well beyond its normal span, and now those rumors have been proven true! Thanks to our friends at The 13th Floor Haunted House in Denver, we found Dr. Frybrain’s Pumpkin Embalmer! The video below speaks for itself:
So no more waiting until a few days before Halloween to carve your monstrous pumpkin creations – enjoy the orange pulpy fruit of your labor all October long! Long live Dr. Frybrain!